the PA-system soundman installed a transmitter on me, placing it at my back, on my waist-pouch belt

it was close to class time, so i made a bee-line for the RESTROOM, forgetting it (the transmitter with a 4" antenna) was even back there

run run - hurry up, sarah's gonna be lookin for me

lo and behold...

A LADY ON ONE OF THOSE MOTOR SCOOTERS WAS TOTALLY STUCK IN THE BATHROOM DOORWAY!!!  

HELP - i gotta GO!!!

no matter which way she shifted her very-large, red, shiny vehicle, the wheels hit the walls or the garbage can stuck in the corner 

finally, i stepped in and DIRECTED her (like landing an airplane on an aircraft-carrier out in the ocean) back and forth and back and forth, till she was able to cut her wheels at just the right angle, and manage to escape

then, guruatma went POTTY, the automatic toilet did its 'thing' and i washed my hands

now, here comes a flustered paramjiwan to collect guruatma from the bathroom, informing her that THE ENTIRE RELIANT CENTER, ABILITIES EXPO CONVENTION HALL HAD JUST LISTENED IN ON EVERY DETAIL OF THE LAST 8 MINUTES OF MY LIFE

...and exhale deeply

ps - fortunately, in that sea of people at the convention, the culprit remained anonymous